It's nice to get off the beaten path of the interstates on trips and take the scenic route.  Just as long as you don't get t-boned while going through an intersection when the red light was out your way.
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| Newport, TN a couple of blocks from the imfamous t-boning. | 
Speaking of off the beaten path, or off the map I present you with Chad Wade.
Chad Wade doesn't like alot of things.  I included a short list below of things he doesn't like.  Feel free to contribute in the comments.
- When you call him sweatervest.
- Wrestling with Donnie.
- Nor Cal.
- Crop circle shaving patterns.
- His "friends".
- Unblocking my phone number.
- Keeping in touch with his buds.
- Sun and Ski sports. 
- Letting me and T Fred into Bonnaroo.
- Answering his phone. 
- Returning the million calls that you called him with.
- Me.
T Fred's list:
- Brake levers to the leg. 
- Sharing his drugs.
- Thinking for himself.
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| Chad Wadested. | 
If seen approach with caution.  He will probably unleash a fury of "your mom" jokes or other assorted Mount Juliet humor (bad).
There's a video dropping sometime today on here.  Stay tuned for more on that.