|Newport, TN a couple of blocks from the imfamous t-boning.|
Speaking of off the beaten path, or off the map I present you with Chad Wade.
Chad Wade doesn't like alot of things. I included a short list below of things he doesn't like. Feel free to contribute in the comments.
- When you call him sweatervest.
- Wrestling with Donnie.
- Nor Cal.
- Crop circle shaving patterns.
- His "friends".
- Unblocking my phone number.
- Keeping in touch with his buds.
- Sun and Ski sports.
- Letting me and T Fred into Bonnaroo.
- Answering his phone.
- Returning the million calls that you called him with.
T Fred's list:
- Brake levers to the leg.
- Sharing his drugs.
- Thinking for himself.
If seen approach with caution. He will probably unleash a fury of "your mom" jokes or other assorted Mount Juliet humor (bad).